Zippo says: "Cut the Macarena shit, Jeff..."

Anyhoo, welcome to the new, redesigned (5th attempt) of the mighty ZippoMagnifico. Assuming anyone actually see's this site, they will be impressed. They have no choice in the matter.

If I think of something more to add, rest assured, I will. Later.

I'm tired. To Hell with you people.

Places to go: Emily R, my friend. The Onion, IMDb, and something else...