"JuJu, eh? COME ON JUJU! I'M CALLING YOU OUT!!"

I could easily descend into an obscenity laced tirade...oh. Shit. I've actually forgotten what this has to do with this page. I think I intended to go in Why?, not in here at all.

Never mind. What's done is done. Yes, I could delete, but that is silly. Only a madman would do a thing like that.

Anyhoo. What?, eh? Good question. Well, at its basest level, its a website. To house all my stuff. I do this for semi-quasi-psuedo-sort of fun yeh know. And something. <Cough>.

Come back later, I'll have written something better

(N.B. This is a lie)

Places to go: Emily R, my friend. The Onion, IMDb, and something else...