Ahoy!
Art!
Stufff!
Words!
Away!
Mail!
What?
Why?
Who?
Bruce!
           

 

 

"No Luke...I am your father." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

I am Sam.

I am somewhere between 15 and 25 years old, live somewhere between Dorset and Scotland, and I have a mobile phone and a landline and three emails accounts.

Sorry about how vague that stuff is, but quite frankly, I don't trust any of you (unless you're Chaos-o-Matic). I shall put a list of things I have and like in Stufff at some point. But not now. Nope.

 

 
 

Places to go: Emily R, my friend. The Onion, IMDb, and something else...